the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
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im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
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Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
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