Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
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Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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