CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
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i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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