She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
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I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
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He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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