the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
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If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
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Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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