He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
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i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
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There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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