he shaved USA in his pubs
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
she looked like the before picture.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
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First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
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I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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