Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
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I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
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You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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