when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
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its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
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I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
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