Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
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I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
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I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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