So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
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I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
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I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
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