can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
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Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
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I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
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