what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
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I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
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Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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