this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
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dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
You had me at "let me see your balls"
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He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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