Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
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He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
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Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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