I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
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I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
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Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I still have a little drunk in my system
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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