Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
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He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
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I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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