my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Randomize