I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
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Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
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I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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