I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
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She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
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I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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