He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize