the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
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at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
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Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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