Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
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i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
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This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
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