My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
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Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
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I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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