im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
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i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
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Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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