I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
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I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
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Houston, we have a squirter
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
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