There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
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I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
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And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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