ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
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