i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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