ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
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omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
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I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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