Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
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I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
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Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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