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  • 40 37
    Submitted by Phys on Dec 24, 11 at 11:56am

    "So are you a gambler who likes to have fun?"

  • 35 31
    Submitted by officespace on Dec 24, 11 at 4:31pm

    "Are you HIV positive you don't wanna go out with me?"

    • 21 31
      Submitted by Wolf32889 on Dec 24, 11 at 9:38pm

      No? Aww don't be so HIV negative

  • 32 29
    Submitted by WApple on Dec 24, 11 at 1:35pm

    "So if this comes up clear, wanna go out?"

  • 26 29
    Submitted by TubeSounding on Dec 24, 11 at 12:41pm

    "Hellooooo *Nurse* -- OUCH!!"

  • 27 33
    Submitted by Vilexxica on Dec 25, 11 at 9:57am

    Do you know how sick the nurses are of being hit on by people getting their STD testing? It's pitiful at best and creepy at worst. Keep it in your pants; that's what got you into this mess in the first goddamn place.\n\n~~ a nurse at a sexual health clinic

  • 20 24
    Submitted by paigeeeypiee on Dec 27, 11 at 12:27am

    This would be from Toledo

  • 21 30
    Submitted by Massive_Attack on Dec 24, 11 at 12:17pm

    Unless she is HIV , impossible.

  • 18 34
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Dec 24, 11 at 2:51pm

    @TubeSounding you have to do that one in a Scouse accent like Wakko Warner. :-)