I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
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we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I booty called her while she was in labor.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
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the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
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