id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
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I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
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I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
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