Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
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My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
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I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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