sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
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I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
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"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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