If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
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He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
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I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Congratulations! We have a period
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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