I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
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at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
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It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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