Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
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No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
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Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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