can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
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I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
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I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
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