New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
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My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
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Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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