my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
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I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
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My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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