You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
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she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
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i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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