He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
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Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
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Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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