I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
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Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
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When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
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its like you know when i get waxed
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