Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
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Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
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Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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