so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
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Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
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now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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