it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
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Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
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There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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