We're like a lot better than the average bears
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
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I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
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You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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