This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
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I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
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You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I'm having to shit out rocks
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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