Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
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Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
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Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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